March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
February 2012
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Watchi’m peeing omG
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Watch
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
That awkward moment when
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Watchbromo-aj:
rest in peace.
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the learning part of school doesn’t bother me
it’s the fact that it’s the same routine over and over again. you get up at the same time, go to school, have the same class rotations, and then go home. you see the same people every day and talk about the same things. i find that part the most boring of it all.
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teachers: don't talk to strangers online.
parents: don't talk to strangers online.
everyone: don't talk to strangers online.
me: they aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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Watchkeetyfool:
wat LMFAO
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I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
“I think there are tons of different realities. Sometimes you can get there by...”
– Andrew VanWyngarden
can someone give me the recipe to being happy
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virginclub:
rumour:
what happened to the naked brothers band
they put clothes on