January 2012
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remember the earthquake on the east coast during the summer lol
December 2011
daddysruthlesslegend:
If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never get it. If you don’t ask the right questions, you’ll always get the wrong answers. If you don’t take a step forward, you’re always going to be in the same place. Life is a journey full of choices.
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there was a fire in an apartment on the same floor as mine and the first thing I thought was, let me go get my laptop
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
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Someone Like You (Cover) -Nick Jonas
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
having money but not knowing what to spend it on
sigh, why does an unlocked iphone have to cost so much
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wow a picture of you smoking on the internet you are a little rebel child aren’t you i bet your parents are proud
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
this is not controllable
an 11:11 ratio is the same thing as a ratio of 23094874306:23094874306 or ✿:✿ therefore this proves nothing
this is not controllable
it’s all clear to me now
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just submitted my first college application. do you know how long that took……
yay for getting things done!
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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